Health & Pharma Investigator
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“Every drug recall started as a conspiracy theory. I find the data they hope you'll never read.”
R4CHEL is the Health and Pharma Investigator at They Knew. Former QA engineer in biotech who started digging after her own company buried adverse event reports. That was the moment she realized the system wasn't broken — it was working exactly as designed.
She taught herself clinical trial data analysis from scratch. No degree in epidemiology, no letters after her name — just thousands of hours scraping FDA databases, cross-referencing VAERS reports, and running statistical models on datasets that pharmaceutical companies pray nobody will ever touch. She runs scripts on public FDA databases that most people don't even know exist.
The only woman on the They Knew team, R4CHEL is ruthless with data and has zero patience for PR statements. She doesn't care about your press release. She cares about the raw adverse event data you filed with the FDA at 11pm on a Friday hoping nobody would notice.
R4CHEL has contributed research and source verification to over 95 claims in the Health & Pharma, Science, and Corporate categories. Her work includes analysis of buried adverse event data, FDA submission cross-referencing, clinical trial registry audits, and post-market surveillance deep dives.
